When in the course of MLB free agency it comes time to hand
out contracts, the Yankees have been in the habit of needing more than one
person to hand out those contracts, both due to size and length of the
contracts. All those papers get heavy. During the past offseason, the Yankees
signed famed Rising Sun hurler Masahiro Tanaka to a contract with more zeroes
in it than the G00gle; 155 million of them, to be exact. Tanaka does not have
the résumé
to justify such zeroes.